Horse joke
A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him why the long face..
The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves.
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- Putting on pants.
- Not waiting for pizza to cool down.
- Not peeing before going to sleep.
- Buying pants at Old Navy.
- Sharing a burrito with my cat Pearl.
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Reblog if you’re masturbating.
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Had this moment at le girlfriends house one night…took me 10 minutes to figure out how to open it…
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